Tuesday, August 16, 201608/16/2016

Sarah and Adam talk break ups

These are the most…um…memorable stories I guess they have?

Tuesday, August 16, 201608/16/2016

Jail is a good reason to break up

We were talking about Sarah and Adams break up stories and someone had a story to tell as well.

Tuesday, August 16, 201608/16/2016

Cock roaches that can fly!

Heat is all that is required to make these nasty little things take flight

Tuesday, August 16, 201608/16/2016

Johnny Depp and his missing finger

Johnny Depp needs to learn how to argue better

Tuesday, August 16, 201608/16/2016

Jon and bugs don’t go well together

Of all the things in the world, Jon just can’t handle lil green worms

Tuesday, August 16, 201608/16/2016

Reusable water bottles are gross

If you drink from the toilet, worry not, you are used to this.

Tuesday, August 16, 201608/16/2016

Sarah’s dead bird omen

Even Adam and Jon admitted that there have been quite a few dead birds since Sarah started bringing them up…

Tuesday, August 16, 201608/16/2016

Sarah had an…accident in the kitchen

Sarah was unable to brew coffee today. That damn bird omen is haunting her.

Tuesday, August 16, 201608/16/2016

This crazy man saves a “tired” shark

How the hell did he know the shark was “tired” OR that it was too tired to eat him!?!

Tuesday, August 16, 201608/16/2016

This is how true love is born

If you wanna find Mr. or Mrs. right, look no further.