Tis the season to TOTALLY CREEP SOMEONE OUT! Listen to these suggestions to whisper in the ear of the next person you hug:
1. Long sniff – “Mmmmm….you smell different when you’re awake.”
2. “You have lovely skin, I can’t wait to try it on.”
4. “Please help me” then smile as if nothing happened.
6. “Tonight….you.”
7. “Wait… don’t let go just yet.” Subtle. Weird. Unusual. Needy.
8. “He knows, don’t go home.”
9. “I always knew you would die in my arms”.
10. “That’ll do pig.”
11. “Every time I poop, I think of you.”
12. “No one will ever believe you.”
13. “Yesssssssssssss.”
14. “I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear.”
15. “I killed Mufasa.”
16. “There are only four layers, or less, of cloth separating us from ecstasy.”
17. “Mother told me it would be like this.”
